Help. I just got really drunk, and now I got a phone call saying I’ve got to operate some heavy machinery?

heavy machinery
Texas girl asked:


I gotta move my oversized @ss from the bed to the laundry room to look for some clean undies…

Franklin

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3 Responses to “Help. I just got really drunk, and now I got a phone call saying I’ve got to operate some heavy machinery?”

  1. saltitall says:

    Tell them Smo’ beaches you are as drunk as a skunk.

  2. ▒ЯЄПЄЄ▒ says:

    No bad idea

  3. cassie says:

    If I were you, I wouldn’t go to work because #1, you can hurt innocent people and #2 you can hurt yourself.

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