On the side of my mountain dew bottle it says WHEN FIRST OPENING BOTTLE DO NOT POINT CAP NEAR EYES

Yes and they are stupid as well it should also state that you should not have *** while taking this pill to keep from having an unwanted child with your next door neighbor

That’s dumb, but not as dumb as one I’m looking at right now. I’ve got a package of incense here, and the disclaimer says, “Not to be taken internally.”

Shampoo..not to be taken internally! (Now how am I going to clean my hair roots?)
Paint Thinner: Do not ingest this product and keep out of eyes! (I didn’t think the can was blood thinner…what the hell is this all about?)

A hairdryer I once bought said “Not Edible”

Yea, same thing with the

CAUTION CONTENTS HOT

on the McDonald’s coffee cups. Well duh, it’s coffee lol

Sadly people are that stupid and will try to sue for any reason these days.

‘Fraid so. Although I believe the intent is more to protect the mfgr’s of the products from lawsuits.

If you ever have opportunity to work in product liability, in any capacity, you will weep at the folly of mankind.

Not to mention throw up looking at pictures of industrial accidents. Or lawn mower accidents, or corn huskers, …. etc.

ha ha i think its silly that those commercials for sleeping pills list drowsiness as a potential side effect… makes me giggle

yes, yes we are…